"Homeless For The Holidays" is an Infuriating Christmas Movie
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, KURTISTOWN!! To celebrate, I thought we'd watch probably the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen: Homeless for the Holidays. Sorry!
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Wow that's awesome I am trying to raise money for Orphans in Uganda I only raised about $200 most of it I sent myself...I want to keep helping them but can't maybe you'd be interested in helping more info in my vids
@At No no but I don’t make enough money to be independent, luckily I have good caring parents that have my back until I can get disability checks
@Miranda XX Jesus, are YOU homeless?
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You know the kid not showing any emotion is a mood, he's trying to suppress his emotional pain for being hired to be in this shitty ass movie
We only get one greeting if we are subscribers because one greeting is fow the new people and one greeting is for the subscribers.....just sayin
I had to watch a weird bullshit anti abortion add before this video which made me sad but if anything can cheer me up it’s Kurtis
Jeez that’s one unusual Santa
Oh God, please review the Christmas tree movie this holiday season. 😂😂
If Kurtis poured ice water on my face I would thank him.
just started the video but the dad looks and acts like a bargain bin adam sandler and thats saying a lot because my man adam was already in the clearance section
FUCK he said it five seconds later id like to apologize to my wife and kids and jesus
I immediately thought of resident evil 7 when I heard the name "Jack Baker"
I didn't know Adam Sandler was in such a low budget movie
"Kurtis came to my yard, and kicked ma dog." This is Karpel
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REPENT AND BE BAPTIZED EVERY ONE OF YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST FOR THE REMISSION OF SINS AND YE SHALL RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE HOLY GHOST!!!!!
REPENT AND BE BAPTIZED EVERY ONE OF YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST FOR THE REMISSION OF SINS AND YE SHALL RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE HOLY GHOST!!!!
That kid is the autistic representation I needed.
So was nobody going to tell me Liam Neeson pisses his pants regularly, or was I supposed to hear that in a Kurtis Conner Christmas Special myself?
Apparently I watched this video, but I have no memory of it
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Like, idk if someone talked about it, but he said that would work the first week for free so his paycheck was only for one week instead of two.
Yeah, so if you make products that can hospitalize and (I assume) kill people without trying, you can make more money designing chemical weapons.
4:23 hits harder when you actually did it and now have a cut inside your throat
I really thought his wife (at 3:11) was Pam from The Office
I thought the guy in the green was young Adam Sandler or Ferris Bueller from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off for a second and I also thought the lady at 3:11 was Pam from The Office
Homeless for the holidays walked so Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the square could fucking RUN
Well, I just seen my first ad about religion ever. Thank you, FBI Agent.
Omg he does pee his pants all the time, I thought that was a joke lolllllll
Super realistic that a bunch of homeless ppl own expensive tents and left to live peacefully and aren’t being constantly harassed by law enforcement and businesses
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I cannot stop watching your videos...ok...my life fucking sux right now and I've been laughing till I cry for like 4 hrs. Watching your vids..."old taint dick". Holy shit....hahahaha
why is everyone in this movie so classist and mean to each other lmao
Once when I was with a friend at a restaurant we were visited by a "all year round Santa." This man was wondering about in a Santa suit giving things to children. He gave me a pinwheel.
The man behind my school does that but with white sugar and only during nightime.
A missed Liam Peeson joke. Very unlike Kurtis
JESUS AND HIS FAMILYWERENT EVEN FUCKING HOMELESS (and yes for the holidays)
Reminds me of every movie I have watched in religion class at my catholic school
"the ending takes a really sharp turn at the end"
I love how the movie assumes that people would A: have any desire to inhale the fumes from their skin product in the first place and B: see the sentence “do now inhale fumes” on a bottle and just be like “well it told me to do it now so I guess I have to 🤷♂️”
Why live in kurtistown? We get EXTRA greetings We’re held hostage We have to love and bow to are mayor And We get amazing Christmas gifts
Help I'm stuck in my sleeping bag
👀 fuck sorry 👀
Thats one unusual santa
Communist Son: • _ •
okay i DEFINITELY see the adam sandler and seth myers, but the guy weirdly looks like 35% john travolta
I screamed when I heard nelly Furtado lmao
Do you not think people in high school have pubic hair? I know that was probably a joke but for a second there I seriously thought that it was unusual for people to have pubic hair in high school lol
6:23 - 6:44 literally the entire basis of revenge
hi I'm just gonna talk about the weird dream i just had and try to make sense of it. So like all my school were walking through this field, and one guy finds a rat and I for some reason thought it would be good to speak french to it. So now we're friends with the rat and we keep walking. We get to this like factory (?) and there's a stage and everyone wants me to sing. I go up on the stage in front of everyone and there's a chicken behind this fence behind the stage, and i pick it up and hugged it and everyone was screaming at me. Then Oasis came on the stage and helped me sing??? And then everyone vanished and i was in this classroom with some of my old classmates and we were doing this assignment about lava and then literal lava came in and burned us. So yeah that's my dream .
How high are you? Cause that's one heck of a dream
that sounds so fun, can i live in your dream universe
chickens dont have nipples
“The one unusual Santa”😂
excuse me, Jack baker? THE jack baker from RE7?
I'm a Christian and I gatta say... most Christian movies are terrible. 😂
A Sunday school I went to showed movies that said that anyone who doesn't believe in god should be ignored and to never do anything for them. Even if they where adults. I hated that place.
I can just imagine Kurt as a synthetic android and in the children's hospital and looking at the kids with cancer and going "these simply won't do" and pumping his pump-action shotgun.
Okay but the detail of his "press conference" being held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
"homeless for the holidays" implies like being homeless is some kind of radical nature walk experience, like its something u can do over the summer to avoid the wintertime - i was *actually* homeless for the holidays and guess what bitches, its fucking depressing. especially if its ur first holiday being homeless, it sucks even worse while everyone around u is all cheerful and spending money frivolously, because they dont even think abt it, then get into a nice car and turn on some heat or an ac and live carefree. sorry but living underneath huge concrete bleachers and getting the fire station called on me to come and soak all my stuff down just bc i was trying to keep warm in the rain and snow, doesnt exactly inspire me to wanna watch a goddamn christmas movie abt it!!!! and what kind of knucklehead thought to themself "oh my god look at those people over there suffering on the street! imagine if we made a christmas movie completely mocking everything they have to go through!"
SHUT UP THIS WHOLE VIDEO HAS ME CRYINNNNGGGGG!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is my stepmom so obsessed with that zucchini
"He had his *reason* for what he did." He hadn't even been born yet what are you talking about
19:21 I couldn't hear a single word I was so focused on why is the camera right up in his business
Why would something you're supposed to put under your nose have toxic fumes??? I think that's the biggest problem here
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I hate tom cruise sandler
Why does he literally look like Adam Sandler though. I cant
The main character is called Jack Baker... Is very psychotic Sounds familiar...
that’s one unusual Santa
Wait what is this dude talking about
The promiscuous girl bit came outta nowhere - what a song. So good!
Woah bro.. if any taint dick come down my chimney they will get a mouthful of shotgun.. we don't kid around here in Texas.
If someone comes down my chimney I'm gonna scream cause I spend xmas in a secure bunker with several traps and filters through all entrances and exits. Then the auto acid trap will activate and evaporate him. Remember kids, santa is an anagram for satan.
Wait when did Adam sanders become likable or funny
I never comment on youtube but I had to share this: went to read the Wikipedia article for this movie and, on Feb. 11 2021, it says “Shooting began on April 18, 2009 in Fort Wayne, Indiana.[3] It is currently in limited release theatrically, including a special screening sponsored by The Dove Foundation at Celebration! Cinema in Grand Rapids, Michigan.[4]”
I legit thought that that was Adam Sandler until I was told otherwise
the main guy looks kinda like Jake from brooklyn nine nine
Am I the only one that thinks that it looks like the manager at 11:58 is.... "loving himself" right next to Jack? 🤔
This wasn't a christmas movie, it was the set up to a horror movie where the son is possessed
6:15 Unless, of course, the company is the Myers Corporation of G4 District. Then that's the company's whole alibi.
i thought that WAS adam sandler until you said he's not
You're telling me that dad isn't Adam Sandler?
That’s one unusual Santa
your lazy eye makes this video x10 better
acrostic poems took me out
Kurtis never fails to make me laugh hysterically.
That Grandma's cookie tin analogy was perfection
why her kids blonde? why is wife got no job? why the acting so bad? why are christian christmas movies so weird? 💀
fucking gold content 👌🏼
is nobody gonna talk about how the paycheck is just literally a check from a check book and kurtis didn’t know what a check looked like?
you ever just... lose your house and jump into a stock photo of people camping?
One question why all the comments are against Christianity!? Why you aren't respectful guys if you not Christian !?
Mullet supremacy
Drew Gooden vs Danny Gonzalaze vs Kurtis Conner... who can make me laugh more per episode. DG 7 DG 9 KC 100000000
that's one unusual Santa
"HE HAD REASONS" Jesus wasn't even born yet when he made his family homeless for the holidays - not sure a fetus had reasons for anything.
The main character is like the guy in that one porn where there’s a bathtub, and a sexy lifeguard comes in and the dude is like “this is a bathtub”
Holy shit, is the dad the same guy as the evil boss from Christmas Mail? I just realized. He’s really found his niche huh
Neil breen is quaking
10:36 AAAAH! The movie's turned into Good Luck Chuck! Quick! Hide all your Jessica Albas!
Congratulations, Curtis Konner, you finally made me laugh. Well, not you, but the video someone helped you with and did all the heavy lifting. 1:44 a.m. pacific time on a weeknight. My favorite time to opine.
i paused at 8:10 to get water and came back to this
9:15 Was that a damn rat?
I thought he was a Baldwin
no that’s the back of a real check those words are the fine print and that’s the cheap check paper (for cheap companies) that i get paid with lol
Hey I’m drunk
Very cool
when they're looking at the guy's paycheck the music that's playing in the background is literally like sims 3 music :))